Say Hello To My Little Friends

Somebody get on this

There should be French cuisine-themed thrash metal.

The Treasure of Snake Island

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Rumble in the Guts

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Cute Factory

FOODPAT

FOOd Disruptive PATtern generator. A camouflage pattern designed for people who frequently spill food on themselves. Pictured is the hot dog pattern. More to follow.

What I'm grateful for today

Ponzu shoyu
Brueghel's (Pieter the Elder) “Hunters in the Snow”

The Anti-Joke

A man walks in to a bar. At noon. Every day. It's me, drinking myself to death.