Monster Cat

New Aesop's Fables

The Owl and the Ethernet Cable

A hungry owl swooped down on an ethernet cable, but quickly became entangled in its coils. “Alas!” cried the owl. “I just wanted to change my facebook profile!”.

McSweeney’s

My list, “Cultural Instances Other Than Bob Dylan’s 1965 Newport Folk Festival Set When ‘Going Electric’ Was Met With Considerable Public Outcry”, has been published on the McSweeney’s web site.

Read it here: www.mcsweeneys.net

Wizard Sighting

Dear Diary,

When I awoke this morning it was very misty. The mist may have clouded my perception, but I could have sworn that a wizard walked by. I mean, all the signs were there; tinkling bell, funny clothes, worrying demons. I tried getting his attention but he ignored me and just kept walking, spreading something indistinguishable. Frankly, I thought he was a bit of an asshole.

That is all; really a non-event, all told.